Drowning in oxygen

So that’s it. 25 is in the books. I don’t like that. I’m 26 years old now. Not young. I’m old! I’m in my mid-to-late-20’s! Time is going by so fast and someday, hopefully, I’m going to be like 80! 80!!! I’m getting way ahead of myself, I know. Still, I’m getting old. I don’t even know what say anymore. Quarter-ish life crisis. 

Everyone’s fucked up. You’ve just gotta decide what kinda fucked up you’re into.
(via deadlyvibes)

peoplesuck-pizzaisforever:

Nice soft pillowy curvy white cheeks are fabulous.

Word.

It’s a pizza boob! 

It’s a pizza boob! 

Hahahah! This happens way too often!

Hahahah! This happens way too often!

pensfan4lfe:

NHL Stars Pick Their Top Fantasy Goaltender

Fucking Bernier! I’m unfollowing him on twitter for that shit! 

ladodgers:

Puig range.

ladodgers:

Puig range.

at what age are you supposed to delete your blog

I don’t know what’s going to happen, but I’d bet your sweet ass it’s going to be fun shenanigans.

I don’t know what’s going to happen, but I’d bet your sweet ass it’s going to be fun shenanigans.

Lets Get One Thing Straight

snowflakesandpalmtrees:

I dont eat ass….

BUT I MIGHT.

ya know what I’m sayin’ ?

Right girl, right time?

RIGHTTTT ASS?


Ever meet a girl whose ass is so right, it starts to cloud your judgement ?

You start questioning whether your ass or any other ass you’ve had is real?


Im romantic as fuck.bye.

jonathan81690:

i just appreciate this video. (:

Oh my gawd!

I do a great LSP impression. So good, in fact, that I made my coworker cry from laughing at her late birthday dinner tonight.

I do a great LSP impression. So good, in fact, that I made my coworker cry from laughing at her late birthday dinner tonight.

That is all.

That is all.