My cousin is getting married in 14 hours and we’re still going. His very near future wife is going to be pissed. Hahah! 80 beers between 5 dudes is kind of crazy.
Rule #1: Never be #2.
The only people up at 3 am are in love, lonely, drunk, or all three.
we all have that one follower who we want to be sexually successful with
I am on the mend.
At least now I can say that I am trying.
And I hope you will forget things I still lack.