Drowning in oxygen

This quote blew my mind.

I haven’t had pizza in such a long time. :-(

This is probably my favorite part of the movie. I talk about my guitar like this when I show it off to my friends.

siranzethofkopitrar:

Any time is a good time to eat a bowl of cereal.

theresmoretothisstory:

watcher-of-the-skies:

red autumn by ~MadMike27

Ginger trees are almost as good looking as ginger women

My dog just discovered his reflection in the mirror… He hates himself right now.

Television: In the criminal justice system--

Me: SEXUALLY-BASED OFFENSES ARE CONSIDERED ESPECIALLY HEINOUS. IN NEW YORK CITY, THE DEDICATED DETECTIVES WHO INVESTIGATE THESE VICIOUS FELONIES ARE MEMBERS OF AN ELITE SQUAD KNOWN AS THE SPECIAL VICTIMS UNIT. THESE ARE THEIR STORIES. DUN DUN

theresmoretothisstory:

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My dog does this shit! It’s like, do you not realize that’s your bed?

Sup wit it?!

So good. So, so good.