Drowning in oxygen
My cousin is getting married in 14 hours and we’re still going. His very near future wife is going to be pissed. Hahah! 80 beers between 5 dudes is kind of crazy.

My cousin is getting married in 14 hours and we’re still going. His very near future wife is going to be pissed. Hahah! 80 beers between 5 dudes is kind of crazy.

Rule #1: Never be #2.
(via wolf-cub)
The only people up at 3 am are in love, lonely, drunk, or all three.
(via wasted—bones)

untexting:

we all have that one follower who we want to be sexually successful with

Get at my snapchat, doe! Anthempartthree

Get at my snapchat, doe! Anthempartthree

You guys, Vanessa got really drunk last night. Hahahahahah!!!

You guys, Vanessa got really drunk last night. Hahahahahah!!!

Brand New - Sowing Season
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oscillatew:

I am on the mend.
At least now I can say that I am trying.
And I hope you will forget things I still lack.